a black widow spider on its little web by the garage door.....and....wait for it....there was an EGG SACK on the web!!!! It took me a few minutes to digest this fact and then decide if I was brave enough to take care of it by myself (verdict: not brave enough). While I waited for Jeff to come home that afternoon and be the one to suck it up with the vacuum, I was tortured over whether or not the thousands of baby black widow spiders were ready to hatch and welcome themselves into the world, or more specifically, my garage. Luckily they didn't, and Jeff came home ready to jump into action and really wanted to have our house sprayed but I talked him out of that one. Anyway the black widow is dead and gone, and we are resting easy.
Tangled. We saw a lot of that movie during Binky Detox, and that and Cars 2 are only shows we really watch (having had all I can take of Yo Gabba Gabba). Usually we flip it on while we're waiting for Dad to come home in the evening or while we're greeting the day, breakfast, getting out of our jammies, etc.
Anyway. I think Tangled is an adorable movie. But just one question: did Flynn Rider have to cut her hair so short when he was essentially saving her life? Couldn't he have left it shoulder-length or something? She is stuck with the Meg Ryan a la You've Got Mail -- forever. Sorry, Rapunzel.
And after I'd watched it the first time, I realized I couldn't remember all the details of the original Brothers Grimm version, mainly just that she has long hair and a prince comes to visit her by climbing it and there's a wicked witch. So I looked it up on the source of
- Husband and pregnant wife. Pregnant wife is craving the Rapunzel root their neighbor (Mother Gothel) has growing in her yard. Pregnant wife is apparently going to die without satisfying her craving so the husband steals it, and they get caught. As penalty Mother Gothel gets ownership of the unborn baby.
- Mother Gothel and her adopted daughter Rapunzel go hide out in the tower for who knows what reason. Mother Gothel only visits by night, so when the prince is wandering around and hears Rapunzel singing, and subsequently climbs her hair for a meet-and-greet, their daily companionship is able to grow to a secret love.
- Rapunzel is not the quickest whip so she accidentally lets it slip when she asks Mother Gothel why her dress is so tight at the waist (implying pregnancy!). Mother Gothel chops off Rapunzel's braid, and kicks her out of the tower. Note: in my cousin's human development class in college, she learned that most teenage pregnancies are conjured up during afternoons when both parents are working. Truth rings here.
- When the prince comes for his usual visit, Mother Gothel drops down the braid she kept, he climbs it, she drops the bomb on the prince, and then pushes him out of the tower. He falls into some rose bushes or something with thorns and is blinded.
- Later, these two lovers are just sort of meandering through the countryside, the prince hears her singing, they are reunited, she cries, her tears restore his sight, they return to the prince's castle and live happily ever after.
So what is the moral of the story?
1. Don't steal your neighbor's produce or from their garden in any way. You could lose your firstborn.
2. No matter how dreary your life is, and how few people you get to associate with, don't give up your virtue, not even to a prince. It will get your beautiful hair cut off and put you in a very difficult position. If he loves you, he should remove you from the tower himself and make an honest woman out of you with a wedding (and why didn't he, anyway??).
3. Sometimes you are blessed with magical tear ducts.
And I had been wondering why Rapunzel had lost her magic hair but was able to revive Flynn Rider anyway. Disney took that one from the original.
The moral to me is that the Brothers Grimm were a little dysfunctional.