Raise your hand if you've ever been working at an upscale women's shoe store and you've been selling one of these "wedge" shoes
and you say to the woman whose 28 karat ring is blinding you,
"Wedgies have been selling well because they're more comfortable than a stiletto."
[My hand is well up in the air.]
Woops. She bought em even though I called them a Deacon's gift to his little sister.