20 October 2008

ahem

in august 2005 i flew with mom and sarah to meet dad and cameron in the windy city. we had a layover in salt lake city, one long enough to allow a rendezvous from the airport with aunt kahthryn. we were bound for a wee lunch at california pizza kitchen, a true mcomber restaurant if ever i saw one. as we waited for her at the roundabout, a luxurious coach pulled up. from the passenger side, out stepped a leggy, busty, platinum blonde. the scantily clad factor was exceedingly great. from the driver's side emerged a well-dressed man who looked to be in his late 40s. the receding hairline factor was exceedingly great. the two met in front of the car, and i noticed his wedding ring, then her blank fingers, and her lack of luggage. she kissed him goodbye, and started to move her electric hips toward the terminal. after a few steps she swiveled around, and casually said to the man, "don't forget to erase me from your phone."

oh my heck, what could that have possibly been?

4 comments:

[AnnieR] said...

I smell a short story.

andreafilio said...

LOL! Such a great topic for discussion during lunch.

Elizabeth said...

you can uncover your ears now. the tea's cold.

Jim Eaton said...

She was probably an investigator who discovered she could not live up to the food storage requirement.