in august 2005 i flew with mom and sarah to meet dad and cameron in the windy city. we had a layover in salt lake city, one long enough to allow a rendezvous from the airport with aunt kahthryn. we were bound for a wee lunch at california pizza kitchen, a true mcomber restaurant if ever i saw one. as we waited for her at the roundabout, a luxurious coach pulled up. from the passenger side, out stepped a leggy, busty, platinum blonde. the scantily clad factor was exceedingly great. from the driver's side emerged a well-dressed man who looked to be in his late 40s. the receding hairline factor was exceedingly great. the two met in front of the car, and i noticed his wedding ring, then her blank fingers, and her lack of luggage. she kissed him goodbye, and started to move her electric hips toward the terminal. after a few steps she swiveled around, and casually said to the man, "don't forget to erase me from your phone."
oh my heck, what could that have possibly been?