It seems only yesterday I was being monitored very closely while holding this little bundle right here. This bundle was very small and helpless, you see, completely powerless over her older sister who was not used to the attention being split 3 ways.
Now the little bundle is graduating from BYU, and I couldn't be more proud of her.
Good job, Sar. I wish I could be there. The Speech Pathology department will sing your praises forever and ever.
I'll help your kids write their papers if you cure my kids of the lisps and speech impediments they will almost certainly have.