do you want to know why obama is really nervous?
because he knows i'm voting for the first time this year*. and he knows i'm completely unimpressed with his parthenon backdrop from last night.
we think he's going to start making house calls, bringing me turkish delight to win me over.
*i have really tried to vote before, i have great excuses as to why i haven't, but then, excuses are in the likeness of belly buttons, and also "my guy" has won every time without my vote, so all's well that ends well.