29 August 2008

the reason why he's shakin in his boots.

do you want to know why obama is really nervous?

because he knows i'm voting for the first time this year*. and he knows i'm completely unimpressed with his parthenon backdrop from last night.

we think he's going to start making house calls, bringing me turkish delight to win me over.

*i have really tried to vote before, i have great excuses as to why i haven't, but then, excuses are in the likeness of belly buttons, and also "my guy" has won every time without my vote, so all's well that ends well.

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